by par liv
A plane leaves Heathrow airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese.
It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two, seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, “I don’t like Chinese.”
“No rike Chinese?” asks the co-pilot, “why not?”
“You people bombed Pearl Harbour , that’s why!”
“No, no,” the co-pilot protests, “Chinese not bomb Pearl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese.”
“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!”
There’s a few minutes of silence.
“I no rike Jews either!” the co-pilot suddenly announces.
“Oh yeah, why not?” asks the captain.
“Jews sink Titanic!” says the co-pilot.
“What? That’s insane! Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!” exclaims the captain,
“It was an Iceberg!”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , No mattah… All same!!!”
Later …
“BUT Jews sink USS Liberty !” says the co-pilot.
